avoidance

Yes, I know you called two weeks ago and left a message. At the time my gums around the newly filled teeth were smarting and the soft fleshy part under my tongue was developing a sore from being punctured by the too-large-for anyone’s-mouth x-rays your dental assistant made me bite down on. I was avoiding your call, your office, your instruments of numbing madness.

Oh, so it would seem I need to have another filling, this time in my lower.. what was that German word again, it rhymes with keester. Oh yeah, Kiefer. Fine, the ordering of x-rays of the lower jaw were deemed profitable after all.

And my crown is undicht? What could that mean? It’s leaking!? No wait, that translation can’t be right. It’s not air tight? Is it cracked? It’s only 4 years old!

Yes, yes. I will make an appointment. Oh, the joys of soft teeth and being unemployed, even a student discount can’t save me now. Merry Christmas to me.

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