A Saturday in Köln

Even though I live in a fairly large metropolis, Cologne is definitely more hectic than Munich. The pedestrian areas are packed with tourist and locals, in some areas brushing up next to one another is not uncommon. Locals warn to strap your purses and backpacks toward the front to deter pickpocketing. Nevertheless I am mesmerized by this city for it’s food, beer, and history and I want to return.

Iserlohn (okay, technically, according to Oma, the family lives in Letmathe. Don’t ask. Something about annexation and small town pride) is about 45 minutes away from Cologne, which makes for a perfect day trip. Even from the outskirts the city on the Rhine imbues a fun-natured spirit. Adjacent to the Rhine is a zoo, where a skyway gondola takes you over the river and give you a spectacular view of the city. Another adventure to keep in the back of our heads when the weather’s good for our next visit.

We parked under the main train station, which also led to Germany’s largest church, the Kölner Dom. The building is incredible and could fit about 4000 sitting people. I can now understand why Cologne is the place to be for a Catholic during Carnival. My knee stability is not what it used to be so we didn’t climb a 509-step spiral staircase to see the view from about 98 meters above the ground. But what a view it would have been.

Alex and I agreed to take a tour of Cologne’s ancient history during our day trip. I some how imagined that Cologne’s first centuries would be buried under decades of rock and stone, but most of it’s Roman past is right at basement level. Evidence of early Roman settlements dates back as far as 700 BC. We visited the ruins of a Roman palace, the Praetorium. It was rediscovered in 1953, when the city decided to replace destroyed buildings with a new Rathaus (townhouse). See pictures below.

Our next mission was to find food. There are sweets and a Schnellimbiss on every corner but we really wanted something that would give us a taste of the NRW culinary region, which is supposedly different than Bavarian cuisine. In my opinion, it’s all very similar. And you can get the same dish in both regions but each has it’s specialties and they aren’t sharing their secret with one another. Sometimes the only difference is the name each region gives the dish. But in a nut shell, order Sauerbraten somewhere near Cologne and order Schweinhaxen in Munich if you want the best flavor.

We had been searching for the restaurant Rolf recommended without much success. But we did find a stand selling Berliners. In Bavaria, they are called Krapfen, which is basically a jelly doughnut. So far a Köln Berliner beats a Munich Krapfen hands down. We wandered a bit more then consulted the Köln Guide (worth the 50 cents, pick one up at the Information Office in front of the Cathedral), finally we found Brauhaus Sion.

Koelschkranz IMAGE KölschkranzWe immediately ordered two Kölsch. [A tip: Don't make the mistake of ordering a Pils, you won't get served.] I like Kölsch cause it’s less bitter and the glasses are Heza-sized. The waiters don’t carry the glasses on a normal tray, but arrange the glasses in a circle around a metal wreath with a handle in the center. Alex was so gitty as he read through the menu, saying “ooh” about one dish but later stating his mom cooks it better. So we settled on “Decke Bunne mit durchwachsenem Speck” and “Eifeler Bauernmettwurst mit Grünkohl”. Apparently, the dishes are spelled with some dialect in mind, but basically means Lima beans with thick bacon streaked with layers of fat (also served with peeled boiled potatoes) and Country cured sausage with green cabbage. I don’t want to know the combined fat content of both meals. The green cabbage was cooked with potatoes and bacon grease. Incredibly rich = incredibly tasty and afterward it was decided we didn’t need to eat for another week. My only regret: I wished I had enough room to eat another “thick bean”.

Iserlohn Family Weekend

happybirthThe long anticipated German family gathering coincided this weekend with Mama Ilse’s birthday and Nephew Friedrich’s baptism. We loaded our car full of presents we bought in Florida and, hehe, laundry. Ilse was a little peeved that 30-year old children would still do that. Oh well, she seemed happy that all her boys were there for her birthday even though she came down with a cold by Sunday. Hopefully she’s feeling better.
DriveThe normally 5 hour (turned to little over 4 hour including BK stop) ride to Iserlohn was really quite enjoyable. Alex is in love with his new Einser, especially now that the price of benzine is not an issue. I guess you can say we will be helping to propel our population toward more alternative fuel consumption during the next couple of years. The ride is definitely smoother and the sides of my seat fill up with air to match my form. Now I don’t move from side to side, this has helped tremendously with motion sickness. On our way back, I DJed up Ramstein to help send us on our way home. Hella lotsa fun.
relaxingOma had her knee replaced in middle of January and has been back at home for the last couple of weeks. She’s doing a super job but this second time is bit more painful than the 1st surgery 10 years ago. But she’s a trooper and wouldn’t miss the birthday celebration or baptism even with all the stairs involved.
dankeAlex received many generous congratulations for becoming a Doktor-Ing. Alex’s family is really quite proud of his perseverance and accomplishment. Even though Oma said it didn’t matter, she helped Alex make a decision on mechanical watch and Alex’s parents surprised us with a weeks vacation in Northern Italy. I think we are still blown away. It hasn’t fully sunken in that this one, long chapter is over.
roll babyFriedrich is really quite a ham at 11 months. He is a terror on his knees and when he stands he wants to climb. A ‘no’ seems to mean try harder. He loves sticking out his finger, ET style, into another person’s mouth where he can then tug on the bottom lip. Hair isn’t safe in his proximity especial for guys with chin beards. As soon as he found my hair he couldn’t get enough of it, as if he had found gold. At the church, there were two other babies to be baptized with Friedrich. He was the last and the other two didn’t cry at all. When it was Friedrich’s turn, he giggled and smiled at the pastor in recognition (Hey, I know you..wahz up?) As the ceremony progressed, he seem pretty memorized by the copper bowl in front of him and never once protested to the water. Over all it was really quite a lovely weekend and we’ll be seeing all of the extended family again in June for the church wedding of Bro Roland and S-I-L Tina.

Dy-no-mite System Upgrade

I’m taking a stick of dynamite to the system and blowing Release “Dawn” out of the water with a “Tokyo” upgrade. There has been too much spam as of late. I’m regretting not doing this sooner, it may be that all my fun hacks will be obsolete (honestly, I don’t even know where they are). So the blog might be down for little while, since I’ve never done a full database upgrade.

News: The affluent Kuehbach household will be sporting two BMWs for a while. Alex gets his new work automobile today. I’ve been told a thousand times what type of vehicle it is, how many horsepowers, blah, blah…but I forgot already [update: new silver BMW 1er, 120d: (2,0 Liter) mit 120 kW/163 PS]. I’ll get the specs later. I’m sure I will be allowed to sit in shotgun and enjoy the “experience” with a barf bag between my legs. So far I don’t have a German driver’s license so there won’t be any joy rides for me.

This weekend we are going to Fürth for a birthday party, then spending the week in Regensburg. Hopefully my hair will be looking decent after a visit with the hairdresser’s. Then we head to Iserlohn for Ilse’s birthday and Friedrick’s Taufe or baptism. Do you give a gift for someone’s baptism – a towel or hairdryer?

Easter in Iserlohn and Happy 30th birthday!

Happy Easter to everyone. I finally understand the meaning behind, “April showers bring May flowers.” It has rained everyday for the past week. Four days ago, it snowed again. I am ready to wear skirts again, shave my legs, what gives? This the longest winter I hope to every experience: from first week of November to second week of April, ugh. However, the sun is shining here in Iserlohn and I hope it lasts for a little while. Ironically, it rains more so in Iserlohn than any other place in Germany.

Happy Birthday to Alex. Alex woke up super early on his birthday, couldn’t sleep. Is that as sign? In my family we have a tradition of playing, Beatles, “Birthday” really loud to wake the neighbors and the birthday person, only Alex beat me to it.
Alex’s brother, Martin cooked, a really nice cake and arranged tea candles for him for the big 3-0. We ate out at the local Lacubana restaurant and used up the restaurants entire supply of mint for Mohito cocktails. We are visiting Alex’s other brother, Roland, Tina and the new baby, Friedrich Simon. Later we will be participating in a traditional Easter Bonfire. I love fire. A busy weekend after all.

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